Arnold the pig in, pig talk—
Arnold meets porky
Arnold, the karate pig, in – pork chops
Arnold travels to South America, in – pig Latin
Arnold and Miss Piggy, in -- Hog wild
The golfer, in, Arnold palmer
Ham alone
Ham on the Range
Hamming it up with Boss Hog
Arnold meets Pam the Ham, in – Ham’s Beer
Ham on the Lamb, in – Pig Rig
Silence of the Ham’s, in – Ham Radio
Arnold inside the Bogg, in – Hog in the fog
Super Jokes
- Genies get high on Rug’s—
- Minister’s drink pasteurized milk—
- Bird’s drink nest tea—
- Willie Nelson’s favorite food is pot pie—
- Only two timers wear a watch on each wrist –
- Unless veggies can make you hear and see better, why do they call it an ear of corn, and the eye of the potato?
- I’m a first class male –
- Spiderman owns the world wide web –
- I listen to the Radio a lot but I’m no Stereotype –
- The first time I walked into a catholic church there was mass confusion –
- Noah’s wife’s name was Joan of Ark –
- All I know about Red China is that it’s nice to eat from –
- Farmers keep their money in piggy banks, Eskimos keep their money in a Snow Bank
but Bill Clinton keeps his money in a Foreign Bank – - Johnny Cash had lots of money –
- The favorite cereal of people in San Francisco is sugar frosted flakes –
- Most trees are shady characters –
- When porcupines speak they get to the point –
- Most people shouldn’t worry about being over the hill when they can’t even get up the hill –
- A lot of people have been known to be Radio Active –
- If you blow your horn shouldn’t you be called a honky?
- Women get a rise from making bread –
- When football player’s go fishing they never forget their tackle box –
- Popeye cooks with olive oil –
- Girls with glasses do get passes – to sports events and concerts etc –
- How about a date with a nut?
- An electrician was going to get a divorce because he was tired of putting up with his wife’s static –
- The green hornet is one that isn’t ripe –
- I don’t like tick’s – my clock always has them –
- Why do people in the army eat navy beans?
- Should you feed a horse pinto beans?
- I wonder if Leno of the tonight show ever Jay walks –
- The only clone I’m interested in is a ice cream clone –
- The bird flew is what the bird did before the cat could pounce on it –
- Egg Roll – something gang member’s do to laying hens –
Top 10 ways to make money in America
10. Sale cracker jack’s – there’s a prize inside –
9. Sale ostrich eggs – there in demand –
8. Buy antiques at garage sales –
7. Buy property in S. Ca. and resale to Pollock’s –
6. Convince all Americans to pay no more taxes –
5. Sale peanuts and jellybeans –
4. Sale Jam and butters from a nuts/berry barn –
3. Bug Clinton’s phone and get him on tape –
2. Convince McDonald’s hamburgers to become all natural with their food and drinks—
1. Invent a time machine –
Top 10 things Batman and Roy Larson have to say about each other—
10. Gosh Robin! Is that guy for Real?
9. Holy Batzooka! Wonder’s never cease to amaze me—
8. What a bright person—
7. He is really talented and creative—
6. What would the police force do without him—
5. That man care’s about planet Earth—
4. Bats everywhere would do anything for him—
3. He would make a great U.S. president—
2. He wants to do good and wipe out crime—
1. Batgirl said, she loves him—