Teacher’s Pet’s?

In the town of weird California
which many people don’t think exist,
is a school called, Earthquake high—
There’s one teacher there who is very
popular and his name is Mr. Normal—
One reason he is so well liked is because
he keeps in his science room,
a boa named Satan and a tarantula named Spider—
When Mr. Normal 1st brought in his pet’s
which was in the summer of 86, his student’s
discovered that Rock music made Spider jump
and put Satan to sleep— Also Satan Loves
to eat apples and cheese, which may seem strange,
but remember, this is Weird California
we’re talking about— Spider ate
mostly grain and bees, plus in hot weather
liked climbing tree’s--  Satan and Spider got along
fine until one day,  Mr. Normal let them try wine—
they got drunk and mean but soon stopped their scene,
then at last came Halloween--  After school their cage was left open
and so was the door to the science lab—
The pets left their cage that night and went into the lab,
then got into some liquid that turned them green—
The next morning was a real scene but they
found out it was a prank from a guy named frank—
Later that day some girls saw them while taking a shower, couldn’t  believe their eyes
and ran in surprise –   I know all of this story is true, so don’t put is on ice,
cause Mr. Normal’s daughter told me about this and her name is nice –
She loves to kiss—So to me weird is bliss

9-2-07

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